I discovered the horrific cultural phenomenon of stripparaoke through Paul O’Brien as he reviewed the comic book one-shot X-Men: The Wedding Special.  Remaining ignorant, once again in hindsight, would have been preferable to the present day alternative.  Stripparaoke is essentially the questionable art of karaoke mixed with strippers, exotic dancers removing clothing as performance for money, all in a venue equipped and marketed. for the combination of both.

This titillating portmanteau experience is exactly what it sounds like, combining two heavy-drinking, wee-hours-of-the-morning entertainment favorites into one massive show.

This should be taken as further evidence that western civilization is ever nearer to its own downfall.