The source for my pain is Jonah Goldberg. The link goes to here. I know I sound like Jonah’s hurting me.

If one clicks the link they may find he posted this at 5:48 AM. That’s eastern time and the Goldbergs live in Washington, D.C., they of the Central Time Zone which means that Jonah was up at 4:48 AM local time. Which means he’s insane.

Here’s his title for the deal, which is funnier and more succinct than what I came up with…. “LET’S SEE: SADDAM, ARISTIDE, CHIRAC, KIM JONG IL, ARAFAT”

I’m jealous.