Halloween
I don’t remember what I should write about Halloween so to celebrate… Let’s bring in Alice Cooper, my rock god.
Oscar Night
I never watch the Oscars. If I wanted to watch narcissists congratulate themselves for desecrating the cultural landscape I’d activate the spy cameras I have installed at the homes of...
the 4th Day of Christmas
Image penciled by Karl Kesel, colorist unknown
Flag Day
Today is Flag Day and the day the United States Army was born. I love the Flag. The Fourth of July was traditionally celebrated as America’s birthday, but the...
Erick Erickson versus Memorial Day
Erick Erickson is nominally a grade-A Master Douche-Bag. How he managed to con people into joining his audience is something I am never entirely sure. Which is not to...
Calvin Coolidge on Labor
I cannot think of anything that represents the American people as a whole so adequately as honest work. We perform different tasks, but the spirit is the same. We...
the real Independence Day
The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America.—I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations,...
Tax Day
Happy Tax Day, America! A few things to bring even more joy to your day. One, we already pay more in taxes than food, clothes, and shelter — combined....
Erin Go Bragh
It’s an anglicized phonetic version of an Irish phrase that translates into English as “Ireland Forever” Frankly when the Saint Patrick’s Day thing is done I’ll be glad to...
St Patrick’s Day brings out the amateurs
If you can identify who wrote this I would appreciate it. If you go down to the pub today You’re sure of a big surprise. If you go down...