Are we all “Trumped”?
I never saw Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick’s The Producers but then I never saw the version with Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder either. I get the plot though. The...
Oscar Night
I never watch the Oscars. If I wanted to watch narcissists congratulate themselves for desecrating the cultural landscape I’d activate the spy cameras I have installed at the homes of...
Lindsey Graham endorses Donald Trump
Does anyone really care that Chris Christie endorsed Donald Trump? It’s one overly heavy dude from New Jersey endorsing a bombastic tool whose major footprint that is in New...
Jenner invited to judge Miss USA pageant
I haven’t yet decided on a consistent appellation for the newly re-famous ex-athlete yet, although I am leaning towards the name that his mother gave him, if only because...
the Corrupt Organized Religion of World Football
Football, or as we in the enlightened Shining City on the Hill call it, soccer, represents one of the planet’s most widespread religions, reaching almost as far as Christianity,...
Shepard Smith and the Right to Be Forgotten
Shepard Smith is still the dumbest journalist I ever saw. If I ever get a photo with him the irony would be glorious “Shepard Smith in Studio B crop”...
Scots and French
“The Scots have raised their threat level from ‘Pissed Off’ to ‘Let’s get the #8217; They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used...
the President of the United States takes the “or Die” out of “Funny or Die”
screen capture blatantly stolen from Business Insider Normally with “Funny Or Die” you have the comfortable option of demanding that the people that made the film DIE. If you...
Ted Mosby is Richer Than You
I think this description applies to veritably all New York-based sitcoms. If you don’t watch How I Met Your Mother here’s a quick ;HIMYM is a wish fulfillment sitcom for young professionals...