the President of the United States takes the “or Die” out of “Funny or Die”
|screen capture blatantly stolen from Business Insider|
Normally with “Funny Or Die” you have the comfortable option of demanding that the people that made the film DIE. If you do it when the President of the United States is in the video, the NSA knows instantly and the Secret Service visit without calling first.
Since I don’t have the freedom to choose the second option I will, under duress, say “this is very Funny Mr President”.
As if I have any other choice.
That’s what we get with a Two-Party system: binary options.
Can Zach Galifianakis at least die? Is that an option?