far during the shutdown Obama has barricaded open air monuments, scenic
overlooks/pull offs, private businesses that just lease buildings from
the Park Service, and the oceans and beaches. There’s only one thing
left for him to barricade … the moon! Although, thinking about it,
maybe he already has as I haven’t seen it over the past couple nights.
On the plus side though, with the security guards there to enforce the
barricade it means Americans have finally returned to the moon.